Written by USA Postal Services at 07:08 29/4-2020
After suffering a huge depression with Frederick Markussen early max, manager Armstrong thought the mayan profecy of the end of the world was coming, until he realized this year was 2020. And there still people believing myths.
With the arriving of Sylváin Kabbah raised team's spirit. It seems there's a particular and sinister interest from Armstrong with african riders (maybe cheaper wages) but we can't tell for sure. Thus lately we didn't have time to introduce the newest riders that joined the most clean team on OCM.
Dylan Lombard from  joined us a while ago. The first plan was to sell him, we found him lost in Hire List, but then Armstrong changed his mind and keep him firmly tied up.
Kasper Van den Bergh only joined the squad because the boss likes his country and his name, nothing else. Denis Hama didn't ask for salary and Armstrong thought it was a great deal so he joined the boat. Kuzman Konstantinov joined because his last name, sounds nice. We don't have any idea about him, just that he is 20 and was born in Sofia.
Last races were hard and cruel, well, without a good dude it is; but team is very optimistic about the situation. Jacob Hughson tried to commit suicide due to lack of results, but he didn't tie the rope well and got injured. So as you can see, everything is fine here, we are not harming animals and labour conditions are great.
''HELP!! THAT'S A LIE, THIS DUDE IS...'' *9mm gun is shot and screaming guy, silenced*
As you can see, everything is perfect in the paradise. I repeat, there's nothing to be worried. Our trainers and executive staff are working towards an experiment to reach SI potential (Super Incredible). We have no idea about what's that, maybe it goes from 100 to 109.
Max Douglas is training outside. He maxed his Cobblestone a few days ago and grew his Flat Road really fast in the last day, we keep crossing fingers every two hours, when he completes this round of training that will leave him at 54, he will travel to Kyrgyzstan to compete at Bishkek - Bishkek with the hope to get a result that avoid fake news of suiciding in our squad :)
Happiness is in the air, and our HQ's are filled with lots of happiness, at least this season is better than last one, big words. You can ignore the ''laments'' you may hear, they must come from another place.
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Probably, season 53 will tell us ;)
riders going super saiyan!
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